I not too long ago bought this property and the other day I was relocating in, and found a brilliant addition to the residence that had been formerly unadvertised, even though I was pretty sure that they knew about it and just didn't tell me.
I was relocating boxes around in my completely new family area, when I came across this secret lounge down into the depths of the planet, all from behind my fireplace, which really was just a hologram to fool robbers and stuff.
They went down a long ways, maybe three or four stories down deep into the Planet underneath my property, and I decided I'd better bring some flashlights and some weapons in case I ran into some ghosts or something.
When I finally got the bottom of the stairways like two hours later, I discovered this massive pile of pirate treasure that had been there for a couple hundred years.
I knew they were from cutthroat buccaneers because each jewelry coin had a cranium and crossbones on there, and there was a bunch of red bandannas lying on the ground, as well as bunch of pumpkin heads or scarecrows from some pet parrots.