Recently I've been noticing that my gut has somehow been getting bigger and bigger, so I decided to join one of those health clubs, but I ended up joining one that was far different than the rest.
You walk in there in your street garments, and then relax in a comfortable chair while some really gorgeous ladies bring you a cup of this special herbal tea that is brought in from the Far East.
After you find a comfy couch and numb your brain with some awesome plant based tea, this attractive young women come and surround you with their lovely voices and put you deep into a magical hypnotherapy mind set where everything is possible.
The great thing is that once you are in a mysterious state of trance, you can workout any way you'd like, since it's all going on up in your mind.
And when you get up, you're actually a little bit skinner, and your clothing are a little bit looser, but you don't feel sweaty or tired.