So the other morning, I was strolling down the avenue and all these cute girls were laughing at me for some reason, and when I asked them what was going on, they told me my head of hair was actually extended and I should go and get it reduce.
So I began looking around for a hairdresser store, and I discovered one that was all colored in violet, and on the inside were these totally spectacular girls that looked at me with beckoning looks of attraction and seduction.
The first thing they did when I walked in was to put one of those big plastic sheets on me so I wouldn't get head of hair all over my new clothes.
What happened next was particularly wonderful. The fabulous ladies surrounded me and started out putting some cool trance on me that was relaxing and exciting at the same time.